invasive:

if u don’t use a lot of hearts and exclamation marks when u type wyd!!!

fofoblankets:

otherwindow:

otherwindow:

Hey quick question do people actually wear jeans indoors at home? Like, as a casual thing to wear? As in you don’t plan on going out or anything you just put jeans on.

so many of you are saying yes what the fuck

gnarlygnat:

one time at a wax museum i thought one of the tour guides was a wax person cuz they were just standing there not moving so i go up to them like “who the fuck is this supposed to be” then they just looked at me and laughed

exceptionals:

me: hey
friend: *after two minutes of not replying* hey whats up
me: *washing the gasoline off myself* not much hbu